Cistern Act

I get my epiphanies during the oddest situations; earlier today was no exception.

There I was, both hands on the tiled wall, face to face with some of the toxins i consumed the night before, when it hit me: tequila body shots are disgusting. Then I spent the next 10 minutes or so brushing my teeth, dry heaves notwithstanding.

Sure, it sounds like a fun deal: you get to get all liquored up (no pun intended) and flirt at the same time. But consider this: the salt you licked off of that stranger probably included some undeclared items. At best, it would be something innocuous like make up or glitter. At worst, Hepatitis and the Human papilloma virus. On the receiving end, you start smelling of saliva. No good points there.