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i was google-ing for my assignment in Marraige and family when i found some quotes on marriage. some were touching (naah..) but some were downright funny.. here's some of what I found..

Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them. 
- Sydney Smith 

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. 
- Gary Busey 

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage 
- Gloria Steinem 

Okay, conservatives have changed my mind. Allowing gay marriage, I have been persuaded, will destroy the family, weaken Western civilization, turn America into Sodom and Gomorrah, increase the trade deficit with Japan, endanger the family farm and promote tooth decay. The impeccable logic of conservative opponents is simply too powerful to deny. 
- Stephen Chapman, Chicago Tribune columnist {this one's my favorite.. tooth decay.. hahah)

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts 
- Jeff Foxworthy 

They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. 
- Mae West 

Car Manufacturer's formula for a successful marriage : Stick to one model! 
- Unknown 

Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail 
- Unknown 

oh well.. im back to googling.

parting thought: is it "googling" or "google-ing"? is it even a word!?